premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

serenitizings:

unstvlish:

x

x

serenitizings:

unstvlish:

x

x

frosted:

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

fifazayn:

when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first