shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

noeforme:

The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

Woah

ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

agoraphobic:

♡ vintage ♡

agoraphobic:

♡ vintage 

retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT